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Janelle.
"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you well always look lovely"

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone, via so-unoriginal)

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whimsiical:

unpathwayed:

ohioisloko:

aradiaofthemegidos:

attackonaang:

pockyxmocky:

now you know how people with glasses see.

WOAH is this how it really is?

YES THIS IS VERY ACCURATE

when someone takes off your glasses and asks HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP HAHA. yeah. now you understand. you aren’t blind without glasses, you’re just a little out of focus.

I don’t wear glasses but this is still an amazing gif

exactly like this omg

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heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

(via fake-mermaid)

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intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

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stability:

So many songs to download so little motivation

(Source: stability, via fake-mermaid)

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dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via fake-mermaid)

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via fake-mermaid)

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