Whet?!

Janelle.
"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you well always look lovely"

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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(Source: instagrarn, via peacelovebatman)

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beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via fake-mermaid)

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wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo, via fake-mermaid)

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telapathetic:

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

(Source: telapathetic, via fake-mermaid)

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via peacelovebatman)

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Permalink awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
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jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via peacelovebatman)

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flyfella:

Do people know how the US government works? Cuz a lot of you are like “Why isn’t Obama doing this thing that he’s completely not allowed to do?

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More ZC here!
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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

(Source: 13hr, via fake-mermaid)

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howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: grossmidousuji, via peacelovebatman)